IWAS-P Hero Dies Before Conference

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GOLD COAST, Austrailia— Many mourned upon hearing that famous super hacker, Bruce Blubber, 21, had died before giving his his long awaited talk, “He’s just not that into you”.
Close friends made the effort to poke his Facebook profile with messages of love and condoleances to his friends and family. One friend, Kevin, repeatedly superpoked him. When asked why, he said, holding back tears, “He’s worth it!”. Another close friend, which wishes to remain anonymous, defaced over a thousand web sites with the message, “Free Mitnick”. In a private interview, the hacker told us it was for his friend who he had gotten close to during many long IM sessions.
Although IWAS-P thought of cancelling the conference, a replacement talk has been prepared, titled, “Advanced Injection Techniques”. Many have commented, saying it just wont be the same without Blubber.
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